dreammaker-heartbreaker asked: MFK: Jaime Murray, Lucy Lawless and Renee O'Connor (random me being mean.)

…bitch

um…

Marry: ….oh god
Fuck: ….OH GOD
Kill: ………..OH FUCKING GOD

I CAN’T EVEN DO THIS

AAAHHHHH WHY WOULD YOU EVEN

FINE, LET ME THINK. GIVE ME A MOMENT.

Marry: OKAY. Lucy. Because she’s sweet and an amazing mother, and gods, she wants to save the planet FOR THE BENEFIT OF HER CHILDREN HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT TO MARRY THIS PERFECT HUMAN BEING

Fuck: Jaime. Because vagina cupcakes. And her twitter. And sdkgjashlkdg I don’t know just… JAIME UNF.

Kill: JUST BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY ONE LEFT, BUT I’D GLADLY MARRY RENEE TOO. BUT… I’M SORRY, REN. I AM SO SORRY. YOU KNOW I’D NEVER DO THIS. I LOVE YOU.